Fableburger

Once upon a time, a clever team of experts created a delicious but very special hamburger. It completely lacked conjugate linoleic acid, which they substituted with myofibrillar protein using truly ground-breaking science. But it was expensive to make, and hungry customers simply ignored all conveniently placed information about the dangers of Read more…

Mortis Portalis Tackulatum

The doctor sat back. ‘Fairly straightforward,’ he said, thinking quickly. ‘A case of mortis portalis tackulatum with complications.’ ‘What’s that mean?’ said Chidder. ‘In layman’s terms,’ the doctor sniffed, ‘he’s as dead as a doornail.’ ‘What are the complications?’ The doctor looked shifty. ‘He’s still breathing,’ he said. ‘Look, his Read more…

NoisrevnI Inversion

It’s always good to talk about important things. Let me tell you something about the qualities of my best friend: he has two ears, two eyes, and a nose. Are those important? Absolutely. Is mentioning this useful? Absolutely not. There’s a simple test for weeding out these kinds of statements, which often bloat pitches, copy, Read more…